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General Category => Off Topic => Topic started by: M7DVQ on Jan 02, 2024, 07:51 AM
My daily email promo from Ali Express yesterday included something that had me giggling to myself.
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:o :o :o :) :) :) :) :)
I'll bet you will feel like a new Man LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
The alternative doesn't bear thinking about, I'd hate to feel like a goat. ;) ;D
This is how I would see it advertised on a small American hill billy cable TV channel
Embarrassed by your SIZE?
Can't measure up with the BIG boys?
Worried by the BEND?
Disappointed by the SWING?
Then you need
HORNY GOAT WEED
YES! Horny Goat Weed
Put some more PEP in your antenna
Reduce your SWR
Increase you POWER
Be one of the BIG boys
Horny Goat Weed is only available from unlicenced, Golden Screwdriver rig Doctors
Side effects are, loss of money, bad modulation and ridicule from others.
🤣
:) Only you could conjure up that alternative advert Ray, as I was reading my mind went back to some of the Ads for fridge/Freezers that we used to get with American voice-overs many moons ago.
Very well done sir, I must find some more for you to work on.
;D ;D ;D
Don't do that.
I might run out of material for the PMR reviews 😆
Quote from: Razz229 on Jan 02, 2024, 08:26 PMThis is how I would see it advertised on a small American hill billy cable TV channel
Embarrassed by your SIZE?
Can't measure up with the BIG boys?
Worried by the BEND?
Disappointed by the SWING?
Then you need
HORNY GOAT WEED
YES! Horny Goat Weed
Put some more PEP in your antenna
Reduce your SWR
Increase you POWER
Be one of the BIG boys
Horny Goat Weed is only available from unlicenced, Golden Screwdriver rig Doctors
Side effects are, loss of money, bad modulation and ridicule from others.
🤣
Absolute genius 10 out 10 Brilliant