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Title: What the...................
Post by: M7DVQ on Jan 02, 2024, 07:51 AM
My daily email promo from Ali Express yesterday included something that had me giggling to myself.

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Closer

Horny Goat Weed - Al;i Express.png

 :o  :o  :o  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)
Title: Re: What the...................
Post by: John on Jan 02, 2024, 12:26 PM
I'll bet you will feel like a new Man LOL ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: What the...................
Post by: Tony on Jan 02, 2024, 05:58 PM
The alternative doesn't bear thinking about, I'd hate to feel like a goat. ;)  ;D
Title: Re: What the...................
Post by: Razz229 on Jan 02, 2024, 08:26 PM

This is how I would see it advertised on a small American hill billy cable TV channel

Embarrassed by your SIZE?

Can't measure up with the BIG boys?

Worried by the BEND?

Disappointed by the SWING?

Then you need

HORNY GOAT WEED

YES! Horny Goat Weed

Put some more PEP in your antenna

Reduce your SWR

Increase you POWER

Be one of the BIG boys

Horny Goat Weed is only available from unlicenced, Golden Screwdriver rig Doctors
Side effects are, loss of money, bad modulation and ridicule from others.
🤣
Title: Re: What the...................
Post by: Admin on Jan 02, 2024, 10:55 PM
 :) Only you could conjure up that alternative advert Ray, as I was reading my mind went back to some of the Ads for fridge/Freezers that we used to get with American voice-overs many moons ago.
Very well done sir, I must find some more for you to work on.

 ;D  ;D  ;D   
Title: Re: What the...................
Post by: Razz229 on Jan 03, 2024, 08:01 PM
Don't do that.

I might run out of material for the PMR reviews 😆
Title: Re: What the...................
Post by: John on Jan 03, 2024, 09:35 PM
Quote from: Razz229 on Jan 02, 2024, 08:26 PMThis is how I would see it advertised on a small American hill billy cable TV channel

Embarrassed by your SIZE?

Can't measure up with the BIG boys?

Worried by the BEND?

Disappointed by the SWING?

Then you need

HORNY GOAT WEED

YES! Horny Goat Weed

Put some more PEP in your antenna

Reduce your SWR

Increase you POWER

Be one of the BIG boys

Horny Goat Weed is only available from unlicenced, Golden Screwdriver rig Doctors
Side effects are, loss of money, bad modulation and ridicule from others.
🤣

Absolute genius  10 out 10 Brilliant